So I'm pretty excited
As we all know I have had some budgeting/ money troubles as of late.
This has prevented me from indulging in one of my favorite passtimes, Waxing.
As such, my cooch is now best described as "a scene" and not a pretty one at that. At first, when it was growing in and starting to be all gross I was embarrased. Eventually, I got used to it and was like yeah, that's what it looks like, no apologies. Meat can suck it up and deal (pun intended?).
Well anyway, now I'm just sick of it and something has to be done. My nether region must be reclaimed in the name of mankind.
Back in the day, when I had my own bathroom and paid a ridiculously low amout for rent, I had my own at home waxing kit. The roller kind which you heat up and then roll on your trouble spot. I thought this roller phenomena would be less messy. Well for a while there, were some care-free days of hairlessness. I was even waxing my forearms, which was awesome. But eventually, as these things go, that kit got messy and gross. Beyond that, I ran out of fabric strips that you use to tear off the wax and hair besides. Also, I started sharing a bathroom, which was really the death toll for that and it had to go.
Given the state of things, yesterday at Rodman's I decided to venture into the world of self waxing again. I bought another at home kit. This kind uses a tub of wax which you heat in the microwave and popsicle sticks used for smearing on the wax, but no fabric strips for the actual tearing. The wax hardens on its own and you just rip it off. I had this done once professionally and it was way less painful, tho maybe only cause I was distracted by the novelty.
Anyway, tonight I plan on contoring my body into old but familiar positions again in order to give myself a much-needed bikini wax, pre Game night.
Did I mention the kit comes with Brazillian Waxing stencils, like a star and a lightening bolt?! I don't think I'll be dabbling in those quite yet, but who knows what the future will bring.
This has prevented me from indulging in one of my favorite passtimes, Waxing.
As such, my cooch is now best described as "a scene" and not a pretty one at that. At first, when it was growing in and starting to be all gross I was embarrased. Eventually, I got used to it and was like yeah, that's what it looks like, no apologies. Meat can suck it up and deal (pun intended?).
Well anyway, now I'm just sick of it and something has to be done. My nether region must be reclaimed in the name of mankind.
Back in the day, when I had my own bathroom and paid a ridiculously low amout for rent, I had my own at home waxing kit. The roller kind which you heat up and then roll on your trouble spot. I thought this roller phenomena would be less messy. Well for a while there, were some care-free days of hairlessness. I was even waxing my forearms, which was awesome. But eventually, as these things go, that kit got messy and gross. Beyond that, I ran out of fabric strips that you use to tear off the wax and hair besides. Also, I started sharing a bathroom, which was really the death toll for that and it had to go.
Given the state of things, yesterday at Rodman's I decided to venture into the world of self waxing again. I bought another at home kit. This kind uses a tub of wax which you heat in the microwave and popsicle sticks used for smearing on the wax, but no fabric strips for the actual tearing. The wax hardens on its own and you just rip it off. I had this done once professionally and it was way less painful, tho maybe only cause I was distracted by the novelty.
Anyway, tonight I plan on contoring my body into old but familiar positions again in order to give myself a much-needed bikini wax, pre Game night.
Did I mention the kit comes with Brazillian Waxing stencils, like a star and a lightening bolt?! I don't think I'll be dabbling in those quite yet, but who knows what the future will bring.
posted by Tweaks at 11:15 AM
8 Comments:
I'm surprised you don't want to give it a Harry Potter look.
You would think that I would be used to posts like this by now but surprisingly I am not. You really do write about anything and everything that pertains to you. As for the at home kits...I always feared the ones where there is no fabric strip. I hope you don't injure yourself.
BS
can i borrow the lightning bolt?
I can't believe you're going to do this and *then* go be social. I would think this is the sort of ordeal after which I'd just want to 1) shower and 2) go to sleep. But, then, I guess I have no idea. Anyway, regardless of how you behave tonight we'll all now chalk up anything you say and do to this, just fyi.
Did it come with a handlebar stencil?!?!
So how'd it go?
Terri, if you mean the moustache, that would be *fantastic*. Especially if there were a little top hat above it. Sorta like this:
http://www.goats.com/store/images/stache_preview.gif
wow. i don't think i'd be interested in waxing myself. i prefer to force others to do the deed.
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